I got braces like 5 months ago and I want them off asap. It's fucking up my relationship with food and that's like the only relationship I have in life. Hopefully these shits come out right bc I'm not risking this relationship for nothing.
I know my feed should represent real life lyssa but a part of me is confident enough to do at home photoshoots. I never leave the house like this. Maybe one day this will be my reality but it's not. I think I did a good job of living my fantasy through photoshoots though.
I'm sorry but I find myself hilarious. The first video would be the only thing I would post for my old feed bc I wanted to let everyone know I could be cute... True gag is that I cry over my betta getting hurt bc I took him out bc I thought he was choking bc I didn't cut his food bc I wanted to see if he grew. Yeah you can say I can do both pretty well.
I don't know how to act like an adult bc I feel like this happened yesterday. Time goes by so fast and I'm sorry if I can't keep up world. I will continue taking life at my own pace bc it's too stressful to try to be as experienced as everyone else. Hi, I'm Alyssa and I am queen of Never-Have-I-Ever.
Okay I love my maltipoo Bella to death... (....when that death happens.... I want to finally get a pitbull...) But oh my gosh she's turning 5 soon!!! She's the sweetest and easiest dog I could ask for. Even though I forget to feed her or pet her she still fucks with me. That's real love.
This is the centerpiece of my room. My turtle Rocky, 3 goldfish, 2 Chinese Algae Eaters, a guppy, and my fancy goldfish named Nugget. They make me very happy and they're what keeps me going! Aquariums are essential to being cool...
I had bunny fever over a year ago but knew that I would not be able to care for it properly... I ended up getting a turtle instead (they're not any easier to care for, I can't even lift a tank by myself). Her name's Rocky and she still hates me after a year and a half. I still love her though. And although Rocky wasn't planned, she's still in my plans for the next few decades.
When they ask my how life is going, this is the picture use to answer with. These are my legs, which found themselves in the most unnatural position. Basically I tried to accommodate my knock knees by twisting my legs. It didn't work, just like how crashing 4 classes isn't working so far.
I burned myself with hot glue gun glue, so now I'm getting it checked out at my school's urgent care. They provide some comfy shorts and the doctor is so friendly and funny. Also I found it hilarious how many girls were getting their shit together with birth control and I'm just over here due to my scrapbooking/journaling incident.
We live an hour and a half apart and made it a first priority to see #split on premiere day (This has been planned since the day the trailer was released). The movie was too brilliantly complex for words and @jamesmcavoyrealdeal did the most magical thing ever (how is it even summed up to be called "acting"?). In today's most simplest phrase of saying how amazed I am: I'M SHOOK. @awh.drey